Listen, World 🌏 ⭐️🧚‍♀️

It is said that those of us whose zodiac animal is Tiger are better suited for being employers. But I am an employee and have always been. Today’s prompt topic is apropos of my dormant nature suppressed by the immediate need for livelihood. Under the Universal Literary License, here’s a list of my business proposals.

1. Erasing the Past – I will find a path to memory lanes for clients and send them to the moments of regret to erase the carbuncles so they can start afresh. Dr. Steven Hawkings said we can never go back to the past, while we can reach the future, but there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in his theory or hypothesis. When they return to the present, then they will not remember anything. No more mindless and inefficient counseling or therapy that will only exacerbate the pains of the wounded souls and keep them anchored in the ditch of the past.

2. Hearing Aid to Understand the Animals (exclusively adjusted to cats) – There are apps invented for understanding your cats’ sounds, but mine will not need to be downloaded but purchased at my store. I have mastered understanding the language of animals, specializing in the Feliani Silvetris (Domestic Cats). Cats can be very vocal, just like my Toro and Camille. Domestic cats have developed their lingual structures under the influence of humans. Besides, cats in the States speak differently from their counterparts in other parts of the world. My cats are bilingual understanding English and Korean. With my Hearing Aid, you have no qualms about what your cats are trying to speak.

3. Automatic Automobile – No, not the one from Tesla. My cars will not need Driver’s Licenses to drive them. The age limit for driving my Automatic Automobile will be from 18 years old to as long as you can go around. The 18 years of age is what Arstitole believed was the ready age for marriage. You can rent it for 20 dollars for a day. Don’t worry about accidents at all because they are magically operated.

4. Glamour Spell Book – The book has been licensed by Pixies, German faeries known for this spell to make women beautiful. I know that beauty is only skin-deep, but you can’t deny that it attracts others to learn more about your inner self. There are copies available, but you have to buy them at the store. Not available online. No more celebrity-owned beauty. It’s the democratizing of beauty for all.

My Curiosities Shop is open to all who need my magical items. I sell Magic, Dreams, and Hopes using my Witchcraft under the influence of my stars and fire and water, two alchemical elements of my spirit. But mind you if you exploit them for any selfish purpose or malice, they will change their natures.