Prompt 91

What would you do if you won the lottery?

If I won the lottery, the first thing I would do is pay off all my dues in one fell swoop, just like Alexander the Great cutting the Gordian Knot with his sword in one fell swoop.

Once debt-free, then I would fix my teeth with braces. Orthodontists and dentists make fortunes because, most of the time, dental insurance does not cover the expenses entirely. That is why people do not visit them as often as they should. The ancestors of the professionals were barbers, butchers, and even cooks before the middle-class professionals replaced the aristocracy and became the new ruling class after the French Revolution. It is not to demean dentistry and its professionals out of malice. Still, the medical professionals, except for physicians who did not deal with the blood and pusses from the fleshes, were not regarded as highly as they are now. Today’s exorbitant medical and dental expenses are the pride and prestige of the coveted class status.

Finally, with the rest of the money, I will buy either a unit of an apartment with a commanding view or a townhouse with a nice little backyard well guarded by a security system somewhere in northern California, Oxnard, or Northridge. If the money’s still left, then I would use it to keep up my appearance and to go to Capri and Positano in Italy for holidays with my cats, Toro and Camille.

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6 responses to “Prompt 91”

  1. Kevin Avatar

    Don’t even get me going on the cost of dental and medical care. lol
    Freaking ridiculous, it is.
    The Italian holiday, however, sounds delightful!

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    1. Stephanie Suh Avatar

      I know, right? Years ago, I was listening to a radio show about a young dentist in the States who experimented with dental costs without all other added surplus feed charges, and it came out very affordable. America is a promised land for the professionals, especially doctors and dentists. Anyway, I can’t forget about it while dreaming Italian vacation with my cats. 😄

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      1. Kevin Avatar

        A lot of things could and should be much more affordable. Mark up is insane these days.
        But, that’s corporate society, so so be it. lol
        Yeah, if you’re lounging in Italy with the felines, I doubt a dentist trip is a big concern 😄

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  2. Marie-Gaye Barton Avatar
    Marie-Gaye Barton

    I like the idea of travelling cats.

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